Rack off Ringo

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earlier today i was at a store i use to work at. it was pretty chill, the air conditioning was nice, since it was rather hot outside i preferred the temperature indoors. my old boss approached me as i was browsing the products. “Hey azombieinthemornings, you buying chocolate again you gonna get fat mate!!” he said in his indian accent. I panicked and stated it was my sisters like i told him many times before. He saw straight through my lie and shook his head in disappointment and walked off. I didn’t want to face my other boss with my chocolate so i put it back and bought a 50 cent handball that i later threw at my sister and went back into my room to play video games for the rest of the day